We were just minding our own business, making cute videos when all of a sudden Eliza fell down and hit her head on the wall. There was a horrible thud as skull met sheetrock. Eliza cried hard, and it wasn’t clear if she’d make it through the ordeal.
You can’t tell because the video cut off, but it was made all better only seconds later. This was done by way of kisses from her dad. They have magical healing properties that no one can quite explain (this also works with mom kisses) so long as they are applied directly to the place the hurt is.
And that’s the name of that tune. Stay at Home Brad, over and out.