No Metropolian State University of Denver, I do not want to give a $50 quarterly donation for the next three years for a total of $600. I already gave you thousands and what did I get in return? Oh that’s right, a virtually worthless degree and crippling student loan debt. Awesome!!!
The only good thing that came out of me going to you is that I couldn’t ever find a real job and got to be Stay at Home (during the day) Brad and spend lots of quality time with my daughter. If your degree would have been worth anything at all, I would be stuck in an office making lots of money instead of playing with Eliza at the park.
So you’ve got that going for you. But I certainly could have and, in retrospect, should have just foregone college all together and saved boatloads of cash. Everything may have been the same as it is now, but without the debt.
Well, maybe one day I’ll get to use my degree for something. Like to start a fire in the fireplace when we’re all out of newspaper. Or maybe I’ll need to wrap up a fish I caught or something. Who knows. There are literally thousands of uses for a useless degree.
So no, I won’t be sending you any money. Thanks for asking though, I’m glad you remembered me.