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Who Are You Picking?

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Who Are You Picking?

Did the debate tonight help you figure it out? I guess that’s what it’s supposed to have done, but I doubt it really did that. I think that (unless you’re a liar) if you were pro-Obama before you still are and correspondingly, if you were pro-Mitt Romneythat hasn’t changed. But they have to do it I guess.

Maybe they should try some new debating techniques in the future. Like each candidate could pick an activity they enjoy and both of them would have to do it. Obama could choose basketball and Romney could pick horse dancing. Then they would do both of them and whoever does better wins.

Or maybe they should have a singing competition. We could get Simon Cowell to be one of the judges and he would say snarky comments after each song. They would each do about 5 songs during the 90 minute program, possibly switching outfits between each one. Then not only would the winner be based on how well they sing, but also how well they dress. Oh it would be just fantastic!

Or they could do like an Iron Chef kind of thing. They could each have their wives go to a grocery store with a set amount of money and buy stuff to make a meal. They could buy whatever they want as long as it fit in their budget. They would get to the “debate” set and stock their pantry with their purchases and get all set up to cook a meal. Then the twist happens. They have to switch sides, meaning they bought groceries for the other guy! Imagine Barack Obama trying to cook lobster, caviar and filet mignon! Oh his wife would be so mad at him!!

But I’m just a dreamer I suppose. The debates will keep on keeping on how they are. My ideas will just sit here on this blog, only to be known by three or four people ever, never to be implemented in reality. But if for some reason you see American Presidential Idol or Iron Chef President on your TV sometime in the future, just remember you heard it here first folks. Ok bye!

 

 

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